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Some Condolence Cards for Mrs. Jesus Claus
Regarding the Abduction

Rusty Dix

Rusty Dix

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Hi, Mrs. Claus, I'm Rusty Dix, and I live in Nodapoke, Colorado. I really hope that Jesus Claus is found alive and that you will continue to make those wonderful toys at your factory at the North Pole.

When this is all over, I'd like to invite you to come to Colorado to be my guests, and to go skiing here in Nodapoke.

Sutro Tower Video, and "Xmas Balls in the 21st Century" really rock. I really loved that movie, "The Day Pizza Fell From the Sky in Parallel Universe Number 4792883."

Wow, man.