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Some Condolence Cards for Mrs. Jesus Claus
Regarding the Abduction

Marcia O. Dulphinia

Marcia O. Dulphinia

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Marcia O. Dulphinia

Marcia O. Dulphinia here. Where is here? Oh, yes, I'm in Baltimore, Maryland. I'm so distressed. I cried so hard last year when your little baby, Jesus Jr., was eaten by the abominable snowman; and now this! I certainly hope if the terrorists cut off Santa's head, they will do it as quickly as possible.

In Baltimore we all love that "je ne sais quoi" which we believe will be evident in the new Sutro Tower Video movie, "Xmas Balls in the Twenty-First century."