Your Guide to Perversion, opening credits, including shopping
George Putnam, the star of "Your Guide to Perversion"
A future homemaker, and a graduate of chemistry class
Homosexual Magazines, which cause all males to turn homosexual, even the "normal" ones
American Oil Company, part of the collapsing perversion of civilization
"Your Guide to Perversion" was produced by the Sutro Tower Video Educational Films Division, in conjunction with United Filth Mongers, LLC, with screenplay by Maury Vice, and funded with a grant of bagels from White Bread Productions, Ltd., an American Corporation.
The film attempts to educate the average, righteous American, such as John Q. Public, and his average, upstanding world cousin, such as Igor X. Publique, about the horror and pitfalls that face fine, respectable folk throughout the world as they attempt to live good, decent lives during this era of evil, mass-produced, tasteless stimulation.
Many of the oft-seen perversions are explored in this movie, such as the evils of under-utilized caffeine, homosexualism, double entendre shampoo, lesbianism, sadism, radioactive atomically energetic militarism, mob starvation riotism, communist-coached sex educationalism, pornographicism, and other 'isms' best left unnamed. Strategies for coping in a perverted world are offered the viewer, particularly those revolving around government-sponsored perversion shelters, which have been built in the United States in every town and city to house all upstanding, incorruptible American families in their efforts to remain normal, decent, and upstanding.
In color; black and white; and purple and yellow, with stimulated medium-if stereophonic sound wherever available. Oh, by the way. This is a satire.
This is ideal to start off the day with wit and cynicism; it has that smirk that a skilled editor of our day can provide to clips of old. I reckon it would really blossom with psychedelic visuals and techhouse breaks scattered generously throughout the film. Danke beaucoup.
—friscolex [Internet Archive]
Funny juxtapositions. Snappy editing makes humorless, frightened people appear to say and do dirty sex stuff.
—FB [Youtube, where a "bootleg" copy was uploaded]
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Videos with an asterisk (*) are available for viewing courtesy of the Internet Archive.
The Detaxilification of Quemalt Aite (1992)
(sketched out: never produced)
The Last Time Dennis Saw Iowa (2005)
(see also: "Red Meat and Red Jell-O")
Sturm in der Deutschstunde (1992)
A Tour of San Francisco (1987)
(the very first "movie")
►Your Guide to Perversion (2005)*